Me and You
14Tuesday, January 26, 2010 by RuthSeq
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If I were average then you’d be dumb
And if I were dirt then you’d be scum.
If I were a yes then you’d be a no
And if I were a thumb then you’d be a toe.
If I were a sock then you’d be a shoe
And if I were a bathroom then you’d be a loo.
If I were cream then you’d be ghee
And if I were cheap then you’d be for free.
If I were a bike then you’d be a bus
And if I were a pimple then you’d be pus.
If I were a spoon then you’d be a pot
And If I were ear wax then you’d be snot
If I were a nail then you’d be a nut
And if I were flirt then you’d be a slut.
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14 comments »
hahaha!!! its my rightone for Ram's calls ... Dam... now i'll hum this anytime he calls.
I love it baby pie! Except the spelling of snot..
xxxox
Ruth, I love it!! :)
heyy ruth it shows the attitude that you have...i loved it...
:D thank you.
:) ruth u re truely retarded! but that does nt mean i did nt laugh while reading this!!! its silly n funny just like you!!!
awww ruthiekins .. :D
its crazy n comical.
its oozes ruthie-ness
loved it
laughed uncontrolably
:P Thanks.. I suprise myself sometimes..
Rofl
I'm lovin' it.
I second everyone, its so very you.
You're just evil Ruth, this was for ME and you, so you're all the latter halves eh? :P
Keep 'em coming!
hahahaha...! Nice.
Boy, did you have a rough day!
All the same, it's so beautifully mean- I love it!!
Me and you,
there will not be a soul which will not love you;
You are Divine in your thoughts and deeds
This is a necklace of white pearly beads;
You excel in your state of art,
Lo and behold you have a great heart.
I wish you a simple "All the best";
God will bless you and do the rest.
From Prem Hasija, Kaveeta hasijaa's father.Still in searh of myself (ME)
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