Ruth Sequeira

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010 by RuthSeq

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If I were average then you’d be dumb

And if I were dirt then you’d be scum.

If I were a yes then you’d be a no

And if I were a thumb then you’d be a toe.

If I were a sock then you’d be a shoe

And if I were a bathroom then you’d be a loo.

If I were cream then you’d be ghee

And if I were cheap then you’d be for free.

If I were a bike then you’d be a bus

And if I were a pimple then you’d be pus.

If I were a spoon then you’d be a pot

And If I were ear wax then you’d be snot

If I were a nail then you’d be a nut

And if I were flirt then you’d be a slut.